r/Choosingbeggars | kinda fresh doe

16 dets 2020
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  • Anyone else think that some of these dudes do this crap to get into emkay’s videos? lmao.

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  • i dislike people -_- off to bed

    Mathieu MorinMathieu Morin3 päeva tagasi

    Jim CornetteJim Cornette6 päeva tagasi
  • He’s literally the one arguing over “chump change “

    Jim CornetteJim Cornette6 päeva tagasi

    Benito PerezBenito Perez8 päeva tagasi
  • meanwhile in an alternate dimension: *it should be paid for!*

    Reaper .exe.Reaper .exe.10 päeva tagasi
  • No one goes to a BMW dealership and complains about the price? Absolute bullshit. There's so much haggling when you buy a car. There's nothing wrong with haggling as long as you're fair about the price on both ends and have mutual respect

    J GirlJ Girl18 päeva tagasi
  • I don’t know why this isn’t just called r/womanbeingwomenwiththeoccadionalmalewithzeroppenergy

    Jamie PatersonJamie Paterson19 päeva tagasi
  • 9:05 Oh my god this hit me so hard, I play a discord bot Called Varubot and it's really fun and there are thousands of users and sometimes the bot goes down for various reasons, it's understandable, he has a site that has images and such and he has to pay for it and the bot with his own money, you can donate to him but no one donates as much as it costs, it's completely free to use and there is nothing you can buy to get an advantage, but some people are so ungrateful, they ping the guy multiple times, get mad when its not working 'when they're free' and everybody just tells them to shut up.

    Rekt TangelaRekt Tangela22 päeva tagasi
  • The account is suspended so i cant retrieve the chat but i tried selling my motorcycle online for 9k and this guy essentially offers me 3k and tells me to ride 2 hours to his place so he can take a closer look and he'll reduce price further for any nicks or defects. Oh and the 3k he will pay me in installments of 200$ a month. Apparently He needs the bike because his parents made him move out.

    Faisal DcFaisal Dc23 päeva tagasi
  • 6:06 If you really make more than that person then why can't you PAY for the diet plan?

    MumsyMumsy26 päeva tagasi
  • 3:38 Lmaoo, you aren't paying for the ingredients, and even still the ingredients tend to cost a lot, if you want a nicely decorated cake then you need to pay more, you are paying for the cost of the extra ingredients needed to make the cake, the amount of time needed to make the cake, and the skill level of the person making the cake. Go to Walmart if you want a cheap cake.

    MumsyMumsy26 päeva tagasi
  • Okay.. it’s midnight... my neighbours are partying. I am awoken by never gonna give you up. Does this count as rickroll...?

    Scout The dogScout The dog26 päeva tagasi
  • John accuff was awesome

    HofiusHofius28 päeva tagasi
  • I swear this is the exact same content as of EEworldr rslash

    Parvati VatsParvati Vats29 päeva tagasi
  • "You're an artist, don't act like you're entitled to money..." err...hm. Ever considered that _you_ might not be entitled to art and free labour on demand? *"I want it done for free, and I want it done now!"* somehow isn't a very convincing haggle.

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  • Egglings

    The person who comments Egg on every video TMThe person who comments Egg on every video TMМісяць tagasi
  • Am I the only one noticing the censoring sounds like time stop from jojo

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  • 3:14 we just haven't seen them, they'd probably be on this subreddit though

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  • 2:06 mexicans wildin'

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  • I miss the “what’s poppin, I’m robin!” I’m sad now

    Cyber BoiCyber BoiМісяць tagasi
  • The last one kinda felt rude 🤠 they wanted to be nice for there Sis 🤧 don't hate

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  • I mean I agree with wanting vegan food from the autonomous robot food truck friend but like....labor and materials cost money. If it's not publicly funded (in which case, taxes, so not totally free but technically free lol) then the meals can't be free. Suggested donations would be awesome if it was a system with enough money to do that, but if it's not established enough for that, then it's gonna always cost money just like any other way you buy food. Also dear god I hate choosing beggars. Agree with the idea that friends should be willing to pay top dollar to support friends, too - they need the support and we're supposed to be there for them, right?

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  • Bro I feel like a lil kid getting excited with your intro holy shit lmaoooo

    Minty FreshMinty FreshМісяць tagasi
  • Why do I have a feeling that crazy ladies daughter probably only gained like 3 pounds and only her mom is freaking out about it.

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  • 2:39 It's these people who then whine and cry about people not buying their shit. Word of mouth, m8. You treat one person how they feel is poorly and they will tell other people you treated them poorly. If you tell them to not come back, they will tell people that this is the way they can expect to be treated, because, honestly, how can they expect anything different if they were to complain? MAYBE, JSUT FUCKING MAYBE get the fuck over yourself and do something to please the people you are asking to give you money. Nobody wants to give money for something they have little control over. This is why there are so many, very slightly different forms of just about everything. Peanuts for example. Most people don't grow and roast their own peanuts. In the store there are dry roasted, salted, unsalted, lightly salted, honey roasted, boiled, raw both shelled and in-shell(in-shell has salted and unsalted variants), as well as other flavors like ranch and BBQ. I work retail, sorry for the vast peanut stock knowledge, hahaha.

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  • no one dislike the video, we must keep it at 69 likes

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  • CB: "I will never come here again" Me: "over 90 million is still over 90 million"

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  • The babysitting one, the girl was making 1.80 an hour for babysitting 8 hours for 7 days a week (assuming that's what she worked)

    Kalie MayKalie MayМісяць tagasi
  • 👍❤

    Eleanor AddyEleanor AddyМісяць tagasi
  • A HUNDRED BUCKS A WEEK, for working 8 hours a day the entire week? That’s about $1.78 an hour. What’s the minimum wage in America supposed to be again? Because I feel like that’s way undercutting it.

    sparrowflyawaysparrowflyawayМісяць tagasi
  • That person wanting to be impostor every time clearly doesn’t know that there’s apparently a trick to increase your chances of getting to be impostor :p

    sparrowflyawaysparrowflyawayМісяць tagasi
  • im an artist and when he said "oh 150 for the commission? heres 400" legitimately made me smile like with my face

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  • Albury Wodonga represent!

    Shane MorrisShane MorrisМісяць tagasi
  • I can only get through about half of choosingbeggars without hating humanity more then i already do

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  • 12:40 as someone who's been aspiring in an artform (videogame design) and putting it out for free, it really annoys me when people say this type of thing. No, people who have actually put in the time to be skilled should not by any means be putting this stuff out for free. Its hard enough when this stuff is the quality id release for free, cant imagine the kind of work that goes into the stuff that people who have been practising for years put out. Its not just a talent, it takes work, and people have to pay bills.

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  • 10:37 okay i disagree with this one. Its not really being a choosing beggar to say if you have a loved one whos a single mother there are ways to help them out. I mean nobody is forcing you, nor is anyone begging. Its different from car insurance because, well, I mean do i even have to explain how its different? i dont see how those things line up at all. And im 99% sure the reply comment was being sarcastic making a comparison, but that comparison just doesnt work on any level.

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  • 0:40 you know if you're imposter every time... then you'll instantly get voted off every time right? The whole point is that its random so you have to figure out who it is.

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  • "I probably make 10 times what you do in a year" good! Now pay the 55 or get lost, idiot

    Jules CrowleyJules CrowleyМісяць tagasi
  • Some these ppl need to SHUT THE BEEPY BOOPY UP

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  • Choosing Beggar: I wAnT tHe pAiNtInG fOr fReE! iTs mY sOns BiRtHdAy tOmOrRoW! Painter: NO Choosing Beggar: FINE! THERE ARE MORE PAINTERS MORE TALENTED THAN YOU! YOU'RE PAINTINGS ARE NOT THAT WORTH IT ANYWAY! Painter: bye! Choosing Beggar: HOW DARE YOU!

    HappyGamer 4everHappyGamer 4everМісяць tagasi
  • Two words if you can't afford shit: soup kitchen

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  • "it's not my kitchen so I don't have to clean it", bitch it ain't your kitchen, so don't use it!

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  • nowadays u really don't wanna be impostor

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  • I hope this isn't too late to not get popular. R Slash did the story about the baby sitter in a video, the babysitter had commented on the Facebook post and they got into an argument if I remember correctly, there was a lot of drama. Tho the parent is stupid, since she'd be working the same hours (or less) and get paid MORE. 100 for 40 hours of work is 2.5$ an hour

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  • 3:49 killed me

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  • GOsh

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  • 8:27 I'd like to imagine that those bass boosts are not actually censors and that's what he's actually saying lol

    Clay NewsomeClay NewsomeМісяць tagasi
  • “Get bent”, yes please

    SqueakySarahSqueakySarahМісяць tagasi
  • You expect a like, for free? smh

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  • Last one was satisfied

    Asaf S.Asaf S.Місяць tagasi
  • 2:01 Actually says "Suck My Two Eggs"

    Chip MaynardChip MaynardМісяць tagasi
  • 7:52 I was thinking about my Mavic mini bundle drone when Robin said that and I thought that was funny

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  • 12:26 did this dude call anime a cartoon -_-

    Doctor SkellyDoctor SkellyМісяць tagasi
  • nice.

    Matthew KeenMatthew KeenМісяць tagasi
  • How did that final beggar actually fall for the ol' "pretend to get punk'd by your beration, and completely acquiesce to your unreasonable and time-sensitive demand, but then leave you hanging and without potential for meaningful reprocussion" trick? Is obvious setup not obvious? 😅

    J.Samuel WatersJ.Samuel WatersМісяць tagasi
  • Seller: *tries to be nice* Choosing beggars: you have forfeited your life privileges

    Tamara BurgosTamara BurgosМісяць tagasi
  • Haha, I love the 'you just lost a customer,' thing. Them: You just lost a customer! Wal-Mart: *gasp* Oh no. You're one of the FIVE customers we have, whatever shall we do? I CAN HELP THE PERSON WHO IS NEXT IN THIS VERY LONG LINE! Also, what's with people thinking that other people taking full responsibility for their children is SO easy? That kinda pisses me off, 'cause a child and their safety is more pressure than you can imagine. I was a 'nanny' who basically lived at someone else's house for half the week taking care of their kid for $150 a week, and I only gave those rates because the person I was working for was a good friend in a tough situation, and everyone else they knew charged easily two to three times that amount. Your 'little angels' are only little angels with you, I promise you that...This person's kid broke my nose and gave me a concussion within the first couple of days of me watching them. It's not THAT easy, trust me.

    Meggie McGuireMeggie McGuireМісяць tagasi
  • Choosing beggar: your art is trash and you will never get better. Artist: uh okay... Choosing beggar: can I have it for free though?

    RyanTheHeroRyanTheHeroМісяць tagasi
  • If emkay said the guy was a ass for kicking hos friend out i was gonna go full on defense mode tbh

    Moonlight CrewMoonlight CrewМісяць tagasi
  • Hey Emkay, do you actually know spanish? 🤔

    DaCup GamePlaysDaCup GamePlaysМісяць tagasi
  • fun fact: the average minimum wage job in america pays somewhere around 7$, meaning that, with tax, you're getting about $960 a month. if you're getting less than that, you should probably find a new job cuz uhhhh ya gettin scammed son

    Elyha WiseElyha WiseМісяць tagasi
  • I’m happy that there is actual good people tops to the man trying to keep people warm

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  • so the person at 6:24 makes 550 a year wow

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  • 6:06 then how are you not able to buy smh

    Christian VazquezChristian VazquezМісяць tagasi
  • For your info: The guy in the thumbnail is a thai comedian in a show that’s really popular here, it’s a compilation of comedy skits in different scenarios. In this particular one, they were making fun of AirPods and “wireless” earbuds. I know this isn’t relevant but putting him in the thumbnail of “choosing beggars” is kinda misleading.

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  • For that last person I would have done the crappiest stick figure drawing of two people with an arrow pointing to the left one and caption them "trash"

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  • Beggars should be a laughing stalk to the human race tbh

    HeyItzAgentHeyItzAgentМісяць tagasi
  • cAn İ hAvE iT fOR fRRrEEEe

    LeqisLeqisМісяць tagasi
  • Shout out to Nhong ChaChaCha for being in a thumbnail. He's one of the most talented comedian in Thailand.

    Alex the confused foxAlex the confused foxМісяць tagasi
  • 3:40 thats like buying a PS4 CD and then asking for a free PS4 with it.

    Hisoka_SenHisoka_SenМісяць tagasi
  • 9:18 the bitch legit said "the the fuck"

    The Soviet DogThe Soviet DogМісяць tagasi
  • 7:36 ooohhh yeah yeah i got u ok so 1. go to the bathroom 2. then go to the mirror 3. then boom your done P.S. dont ask any artists to do stuff for free it will shame you👍

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  • Earphone

    Vegerot Prince of All VegetablesVegerot Prince of All VegetablesМісяць tagasi
  • I’ve been using the same decorations for years

    The Shöcker PitThe Shöcker PitМісяць tagasi
  • Knowing these kind of people makes me feel I'm rich even tho I'm a broke ass fuck.

    James HalversenJames HalversenМісяць tagasi
  • 7:00 .. if anyone was wondering what she was getting paid per hour I did the math because why not. Assuming she works 8 hours a day (9am-5pm) 5 days a week, that’s 40 hours. 100/40 is 2.5, she would be getting paid $2.5 an hour. If she worked 8 ours 7 days a week, she would be getting paid about $1.77. According to 2010 statistics, the average cost of a median U.S. house was around $222,900. A median house price means it’s a price where half of the houses are listed as more expensive, half were less expensive. Going by inflation statistics, that $222,900 house, in 2020, would be about $266,000. For the lady being paid $2.5 an hour, she would have to work 106,400 hours. She could pay any expenses either, no food other than at work, no water, shelter, or light other than at work. That’s 4,333 days, or around 12 years. I know no one asked for this, but I thought that the lady posting this was so stupid. The comment made me genuinely angry. This is my way of expressing that anger.

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  • yoy

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  • Choosing beggars are one of many exceptions where if you murder them you won’t stay up all night In my dream: CB: you killed me!! Me: LETS WATCH THAT IN AN INSTANT REPLAY

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  • That last one is soooooooooooo good!

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  • As a person with short temper I have to say these people are hero’s because of how Patient they are

    Bobby CummingtonBobby CummingtonМісяць tagasi
  • 1:55 finally, something in spanish

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  • Uhh where is the nuke code

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  • I'm watching r/ChoosingBeggars to remind myself about the stupid people out there. Of how many times they asked me for free sketch or graphic design forms

    Epsilon PiEpsilon PiМісяць tagasi
  • 11:45... Wait you mean that the holidays doesn't mean "You are asking $400 for your PS5, how about you just give it to me because you don't need it, you should also give me $198 because I need to get games for it and you should supply me with at least 3 games so I can use it ($60x3 + 10% tax)" I mean come on isn't that what the holidays are all about is getting people to give you stuff for free and then complaining asking for fiscal compensation for not also supplying you with extras for that thing, like if you buy a fridge it should come pre stocked with food otherwise it is worthless right? Ok ending sarcasm now.

    hockeyhacker97hockeyhacker97Місяць tagasi
  • Just pay the piper!!!!

    Ember HydraEmber HydraМісяць tagasi
  • That story of the women complaining about her friend no longer willing to take care of her kids goes deeper. From the 7 months the friend work for her, the entitled parent only paid her for 5 of those months.

    Bennett HuntleyBennett HuntleyМісяць tagasi
  • i love your videos but homie please talk a lil slower or pace the video a bit better i feel like everything read too fast but i love your energy and voice im just overwhelmed by the pace of the video

    Salvador LopezSalvador LopezМісяць tagasi
  • *can someone answer me why life is pain at 13*

    Carter HarrisonCarter HarrisonМісяць tagasi
  • I mean yeah the guy was being a choosing beggar for the cake, but the response didn't really make sense. Literally everyone who goes to car dealerships complains about the prices of the car, aka haggles the price or to get something thrown in with the car.

    SoulPhantomSoulPhantomМісяць tagasi
  • Someone count how many his lips smacked in 4:41

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  • Ok wait, 65$ for a cake??? WHERE IS THIS?!? That’s *actually* a steal

    BinkelBinkelМісяць tagasi
  • the way robin said raise my baby was the funniest thing ive heard all week

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  • 7:14 I did the math and the baby sitter is getting paid around $2.5

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  • I enjoy more PG-14 emkay videos!

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  • Karen: "I need you to lower the price or I won't be able to pay for this." Also Karen: "I probably make 10 times what you do in a year and you're here arguing over chump change."

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  • 2:04 Some good Argentinian insults

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  • Joe

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  • Did he just say rimjob?

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