r/Cursedcomments | he will clarinet you 🙂

11 dets 2020
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  • Whats unchristian about doom? You kill demons from hell, so you basically fullfill gods work

    Julia KoenigJulia Koenig9 tundi tagasi
  • Doom, as a christian game? NOICE.

    Jake The DogJake The Dog13 tundi tagasi
  • 7:05 ...........

    Hafidz AbdurahmanHafidz Abdurahman16 tundi tagasi
  • Anyone else waiting for that I'm Mr. King Dice and disappointed in not hearing it

    LeadSinMeliodasLeadSinMeliodas23 tundi tagasi
  • Damn LittleKingRyan got a lot grandmas

    Lööp CatLööp CatPäev tagasi
  • Well, that's one less loose end *plays clarinet*

    Isaac PediaIsaac PediaPäev tagasi
  • 1:02 That dillon is not me

    Dillon'z LifezDillon'z LifezPäev tagasi
  • HuyhYt.

    Jayden LeJayden LePäev tagasi
  • "I'm only allowed to make fun of white people" You're an idiot but at least you understand how world works and make fun of it.

    Matthew GriffinMatthew GriffinPäev tagasi
  • rubber kickball gang

    Fio FioFio FioPäev tagasi
  • Mort would be more likely to be an Axis Power.

    Evan PeskoffEvan PeskoffPäev tagasi
  • 12:40

    Oliver The DogOliver The DogPäev tagasi
  • doom is the most cristian but im not cristian

    VideoGameGod2020VideoGameGod20202 päeva tagasi
  • 9:52 it sais stop-motion, not slow-motion

    Tucnacek 86Tucnacek 862 päeva tagasi
  • 3:16 well the fiancé’s shotgun is right next to our bed, and my revolver is just across the room, both have the boxes of bullets sitting right next to them, we also have a well looked after katana under the bed and 5 swords mounted on the wall, one of which is actually real and sharpened. There is also our pet Amazon parrot that we can release upon the person to attack them (trust me, his beak can snap open a walnut and nearly took a chunk from my ear once.) Hmm... oh yeah half of our clothing hangers are wire, there are several lamps with very long poles in the immediate vicinity of our room, I have some hairspray and we have lighters (our ceilings are made of asbestos don’t worry), ummm, lemme think... need I say more? If someone enters our home uninvited they’ll see naked man with his cock hanging out, a huge set of tits and several of our various weapons before they see nothing else but the inside of a hospital room and a jail cell for a good long while.

    MsStarSwordMsStarSword2 päeva tagasi
  • I can almost hear squidward saying oops that's not my clarinet

    Andrew Da legend playzAndrew Da legend playz2 päeva tagasi
  • Wait. You don’t sleep with a mask and knife? What a noob

    General DeathmasterGeneral Deathmaster2 päeva tagasi
  • NDL

    ReshirexReshirex2 päeva tagasi
  • who is just vibing to the cuphead music

    BechlyB_ SiegeBechlyB_ Siege2 päeva tagasi
  • rip

    Fallen _Fallen _3 päeva tagasi
  • Robin u rock

    Raw-Kin BleachfanRaw-Kin Bleachfan3 päeva tagasi
  • *Points gun* keep going

    thepretzel manthepretzel man3 päeva tagasi
  • I came here because of the thumbnail

    loo xian zhiloo xian zhi3 päeva tagasi
  • Yo Maurice killed me man 😂😂🤣🤣

    Sean MarvinSean Marvin3 päeva tagasi
  • 3:33 Probably best way to cause multiple types of trauma against a criminal

    SilverFlight01SilverFlight014 päeva tagasi

    TheLordOfShadesTheLordOfShades4 päeva tagasi
  • 2:15 that’s weird I’m fairly young I was born in 2006 and when I was in school they used rubber balls maybe they’re not using them now or something I don’t fucking know what he’s talking about because the last time I played dodgeball was like last year in seventh grade so? And they used rubber balls🤷‍♂️

    BroThisGameTrash YTBroThisGameTrash YT4 päeva tagasi
  • 9:20 Logan Paul *grabs camera*

    gamer brosgamer bros4 päeva tagasi
  • 5:19 😬

    Boba FettBoba Fett4 päeva tagasi
  • I bet the next Doom game’s twist is actually going to be that Doom guy is god

    TenelumTenelum4 päeva tagasi
    • You prob dont know the lore of the game which god imprisined doomguy to kill demons for eternity. And in Doometernal he stormed heaven

      Goldon RauGoldon Rau4 päeva tagasi
  • “Sabotage her O2 with you hands”

    XDbiggjuiciyXDbiggjuiciy4 päeva tagasi
  • 1:28 that joke was genius.

    firestorm 8265firestorm 82654 päeva tagasi
  • i miss rubber kickballs

    CrySpabCrySpab5 päeva tagasi
  • Pokemon is not just for kids okay i'm 17 and i still play it as well as a majority of adults most of which are 90s kids so someone tell that prick in the beginning this oh and don't @ me believe you don't want to

    GG No ReGG No Re5 päeva tagasi
  • what about the mistakes theyre getting rid of??

    Joel MacBain-MartinJoel MacBain-Martin5 päeva tagasi
  • I'm gonna make humans endangered so that mojang will add them into minecraft

    NeptuneNeptune5 päeva tagasi
  • what people are called when they like pain are called masochists

    Patrick SuperKittyPatrick SuperKitty5 päeva tagasi

    Xfrim XfrimXfrim Xfrim5 päeva tagasi
  • I think I’m missing a piece of my clarinet..

    BenBen5 päeva tagasi
  • Barrinet

    Brian HerlihyBrian Herlihy5 päeva tagasi
  • 14:08 Thats quackity so u should edit that

    Official Henry StickminOfficial Henry Stickmin5 päeva tagasi
  • ዮኡ ም ስት ሱፍፈር ፎር ዮኡር ሲንስ ሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃሃ

    Poopy Gamer lolPoopy Gamer lol5 päeva tagasi
  • Is no one Hanna talk about in 6:34 it’s from a furry sub?

    The Silver CanineThe Silver Canine5 päeva tagasi
  • 1:17 so im the next hittler

    London MadronLondon Madron5 päeva tagasi
  • You out cursed the cursed comment when you asked what the new age of consent was. I tip my hat to you.

    Jeff StilesJeff Stiles6 päeva tagasi
  • Doom its actually a christian game I mean you kill demons

    Bczinho-chan :3Bczinho-chan :36 päeva tagasi
  • If a person died during surgery due to what the surgeon did (without intending to kill), is the surgeon a murderer, manslaughterer, or something else?

    Psychic Friend FredbearPsychic Friend Fredbear6 päeva tagasi

    Dylan KrinerDylan Kriner6 päeva tagasi
  • 1:07 that got me

    Cute VirusCute Virus6 päeva tagasi
  • Who does have a clown mask and a weapon next to thier bed? I personally have an axe I was awarded with in the military all I gotta do is get the mask.

    Heyder, Jeffery, AHeyder, Jeffery, A6 päeva tagasi
  • That very first question and my first thought was Russian Roulette.

    JohnRachel RydquistJohnRachel Rydquist6 päeva tagasi
  • Everytime I watch one of your videos all I can think of is welcome back to EmKay where I EmGay

    FlyingPenguinz 68FlyingPenguinz 686 päeva tagasi
  • I think the mom bitching about her son being depressed and taking his phone away was most likely generation x and not a boomer, I mean yeah boomers have been the grandparents for while now I would imagine

    john smithjohn smith6 päeva tagasi
    • @MsStarSword many grandparents are in their late fifties

      timburtonlover369timburtonlover3692 päeva tagasi
    • Some boomers are only in their late 50’s, at least the “second wave” of them are, so it could very well be either

      MsStarSwordMsStarSword2 päeva tagasi
  • it’s funny because squidward was under this video

    Coolman155123Coolman1551236 päeva tagasi
  • 6:43 Oh my God... I fucking died!

    Devin FerrogineDevin Ferrogine6 päeva tagasi
  • You know I like robin but where’s Damian?! I miss him

    DisneyシDisneyシ7 päeva tagasi
  • I think to myself “412 seems like an odd number of bones to have.” Then I tell myself “no, it’s an even number.”

    Switch NXSwitch NX7 päeva tagasi
  • God bless everyone

    ejjk ejjejejejjk ejjejej7 päeva tagasi
  • People talking about John Wick killing people for his dog Doomguy :i am a joke to you

    aka zuzzyaka zuzzy7 päeva tagasi
  • leo skylos profile picture was demon meliodas

    Frank DillonFrank Dillon7 päeva tagasi
  • 8:42 brown among us caracter's name is Isokyrpä and it means big dick in finnish lmao

  • 13:34 do you really want dong that bad you'd get it from taco bell

    Oct0Oct07 päeva tagasi
  • the thumbnail, h-how'd you know?

    ItssquirdwardbiItssquirdwardbi7 päeva tagasi
  • Am I the only one who when robin says his name I think of Batman.

    Jeffrey FosterJeffrey Foster7 päeva tagasi
  • A month ago, when this video was uploaded, Robin sounded so alive. What happened to you, Robin?

    CharrrizardAznable420CharrrizardAznable4207 päeva tagasi
  • 7:29 its exactly like joker 2019 hospital scene eeworld.info/chat/p4l3lGiEcHjQu6Y/video

    XxunoriginalgamingxXXxunoriginalgamingxX7 päeva tagasi
  • I like u cut g 13:34

    SHARON HSHARON H7 päeva tagasi
  • 1:43 then I am a cat and a dog

    JenyaNik 1JenyaNik 17 päeva tagasi
  • 0:04 - basically doom is kinda Christian(?) You kill demons, and the blood makes it better, the blood represents the souls of the demons being released from the sinful flesh they were in. Lol (I had the put a (?) after Christian because idk)

    IronPikachu724IronPikachu7247 päeva tagasi
  • The thumbnail: squidward had enough he going to kill SpongeBob Me: oh....nice

    pvt. ricopvt. rico7 päeva tagasi
  • The captions

    Kokichi OmaKokichi Oma8 päeva tagasi
  • "He's powering up to stage 4" lmao I'm going to hell

    Shadow LordShadow Lord8 päeva tagasi
  • Robin throbbin

    Droopskie _019Droopskie _0198 päeva tagasi
  • the girl when she said she is queen: i will squish the peasants >:D. the dad correcting her: ;DDDD

    Colten DollColten Doll8 päeva tagasi
  • The scope on the thumbnail is backwards

  • Forget Doom, teach your child how to hack and slash with Metal Gear Rising.

    Senator ArmstrongSenator Armstrong8 päeva tagasi
  • Why did he censor quackity when he is a youtuber will almost 5 mil subs

    Elxhin ThaqiElxhin Thaqi8 päeva tagasi
  • Ok so this is probably a coincidence but the bounty on Jesus on warzone might’ve been me and my pals because our squad was named after Christian things such as Jesus, God, Judas and Papa John

    The Big ManThe Big Man8 päeva tagasi
  • the intruder defence thing is easy it is called a cabnet next to your bed.

    Joseph BeebyJoseph Beeby8 päeva tagasi
  • Doom, its a very christian game 'Why are you booing me, im right?'

    Paxton 1000Paxton 10008 päeva tagasi
  • King killed 2 grandmass but they are not blood related

    Yes im real humanYes im real human8 päeva tagasi
  • I mean technically doom is a Christian game

    galaxy wolfgalaxy wolf8 päeva tagasi
  • Why tf did you make the moan of the guy screwing a USB port sound like Hisoka?

    IanMemesIanMemes8 päeva tagasi
  • 6:16 b to the r to the u to the h

    The Blue NinjaThe Blue Ninja9 päeva tagasi
  • Doom, it's a very Christian game *"No no, he's got a point."*

    Anticey KikochiAnticey Kikochi9 päeva tagasi
    • Well you do kill demons

      JooobJoob1JooobJoob135 minutit tagasi
    • He's got several of them considering the spiked edges of his icon killer sword (forgot name).

      Demon EaterDemon Eater4 päeva tagasi
    • Yes

      Cult Of The CuttlefishCult Of The Cuttlefish6 päeva tagasi
  • I feel like the doom one shouldnt be here but in r/technicallytrue since it technically is true doom is christian cause you walk around killing demons so yeah

    blue flashblue flash9 päeva tagasi
  • 4:06 i feel bad for laughing

    Goatboi BaphometGoatboi Baphomet9 päeva tagasi

    Isaac BIsaac B9 päeva tagasi
  • I heard if you say someones name three times you pinned until i get pinned Emkay Emkay Emkay day 3

    tahz 8002tahz 80029 päeva tagasi
  • ah... this is my first video i watched in this channel

    Carlos tnt 70000Carlos tnt 700009 päeva tagasi
  • I have died

    Brock uploadsBrock uploads9 päeva tagasi
  • and ponrhub

    Makya DeCtoeauMakya DeCtoeau9 päeva tagasi
  • 0:04 i can see why. im 10 i play doom and its a very holy experience

    rockford coxrockford cox9 päeva tagasi
  • Doom can be considered Christian because you kill demons

    Mr BurritoMr Burrito9 päeva tagasi
  • put on a clowns mask grab a knife say alexa intruder alarm room turns pink and barby girl plays raise a knife at them me: THIS DAWG TALKIN SHIT the room: IM A BARBY GIRL

    can we get 50k subs with out no contentcan we get 50k subs with out no content9 päeva tagasi
  • POV: squidwerd is sniper from TF2

    Andy’s PlaceAndy’s Place9 päeva tagasi
  • 7:10 click them together like a lego

    Sonic Will Boop uSonic Will Boop u10 päeva tagasi
  • 3:58 He probably doesn’t have depression, most kids nowadays pretend to have depression for clout online.

    Leigh BelkLeigh Belk10 päeva tagasi
  • 10:11 if you don’t know stage four is the last stage of cancer and I can’t remember the effects of it but is basically where you die

    Ginger nut MidgetGinger nut Midget10 päeva tagasi
  • i thought he was damien

    Shant KarapetyanShant Karapetyan10 päeva tagasi